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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 05:15

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

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The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

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Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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